DJ TEE IS PREGNANT???

This gist is so heavy I don’t know where to start from. Now seriously, DJ Tee is not pregnant but somebody is, on his behalf. Here’s the gist…

I was on one of my coded walk around town and bumped into this joint somewhere in Ikeja to have a drink. Hold a sec’ why do men think it is wrong for a chic to walk in to a bar to buy herself a drink? Na so dem just dey look me like mumu and eventually, one of them switched to my table to test his flirting skill. “I want you to have my baby”, he said. I just thought it was a weak line and asked him to try the next door.

I was done with my drink and about to leave the joint when I felt my BB vibrate. When I checked, it was Antonia. Here’s our convo…

Antonia: PING!!!

Antonia: PING!!!

Christy: U dey craze? Don’t kill my battery jorh!

Antonia: Lol Babez have you heard?

Christy: Heard what? Una don kill Goodluck Jonathan?

Antonia: No jorh… it’s about DJ Tee

Christy: Which DJ Tee? The video director?

Antonia: Yesssssssssssss

 Christy: What about him?

Antonia: He is pregnant

Antonia: Sorry I mean, a girl is pregnant for him

Christy: You say? It’s a joke right?

Antonia: It’s not Joke jorh it’s another girl

Christy: I didn’t say Joke, I said it’s a joke, right? Not Joke

Antonia: Oh I get u now…kpsheew which kind joke for this hot afternoon..

Christy: Apparently, Joke Jaiyesimi is not d pregnant one in dis ur story, abeg yarn me what’s up

Antonia: The girl’s name is Sandra Osagiede, she’s from Edo State and I hear say na matured girl

Christy: Matured girl…like how old?

Antonia: Like 36yrs

Christy: Eeeeehnnn… Are you serious?

Antonia: Where is this Sandra girl right now?

Christy: She dey Lagos… she lives around that Alade – Ikeja side and I hear say she get shop where she sells    clothes and run beer palour. I sure say na there DJ Tee meet her

Antonia: …and to think of it, DJ Tee could have renewed his deal with Joke instead of messing about…

Christy: You have heard about 9ice and his twin abi? All these men no dey use condom again. Smh

Antonia: Lol… but I still want to have Tuface’s baby sha

Christy: Lol… u never give up on this ur mission

Antonia: NEVER!!! Lol

Christy: So, would u know what DJ Tee’s stand is on this issue?

Antonia: Before the pregnancy, I heard DJ Tee took the Sandra girl to go and meet his mother. And e be like say, his family been like the girl…

Christy: Oh really?

Antonia: You know how some men go tell you say, I want you to have my baby and thingz…lol

Christy: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL…. Like one fool told me today lol

Antonia: Lol… well, na so she come get the belle eventually and along the line, traveled to London, only to return to meet another girl in DJ Tee’s house

Christy: Jooorh oh lol

Antonia: Lol anywayz, I heard she’s like 7-8 months long now and DJ Tee who wasn’t supportive at first is now supporting her.  

Christy: So where u hear this gist Antonia?

Antonia: Aunty Christy…you are my role model... lol

Christy: Antonia, I have to free you for now…I’m running to my blog right away. BB her picture to me abeg.

My people, you have read for yourself… No be for my mouth una hear am oh. Catch you all later.