"We're sowing seeds of fun and friendship! Champagne Conversations is an avant-garde cocktail event for the bright, the bold and the brave. A party, for the young and young at heart. It's an evening of classy champagne cocktails, beautiful ballads and banter; as well as wild and wicked works from some of Nigeria's biggest music-makers".
WHY AM I HERE?
You're here because we invited you. Because you agreed to come, and our bouncers allowed you in. Okay, now, seriously – you're here to have fun. Loads of it. To have drinks. Loads of it. And to have such a helluva time you won't want to leave…
WHAT'S THIS ALL ABOUT?
We're surprised you'd ask! This is all about You! We saw that you're bored and lonely and sick of all those gatherings they call 'events'. So we thought to come to your rescue by putting up this gig where, errrm, nothing actually happens. Yeah, you know? An event where no event actually happens (well, apart from drinking and chatting and stealing glances at anything that tickles your fancy…)
You still wanna know what this is all about? Maybe you'll ask Google?
WHOSE IDEA?
We won't even lie – we came about this concept on one of those many nights while overdosing on Rose, at the rate of four bottles to one person. Warning: don't try this at home.
WHAT'S WILD LIFE?
Now, that used to be stuff about forests and animals right? These days, wild life is what you see when you lounge in the VIP of a Lagos night club: lavish drinks, daring men and women. Naughty whispers and loud gazes, and enough crazy music to make you lose your mind.
That's exactly what we're going to witness here tonight. If you think this is too much for you, you may now take your leave. And no, no matter how much you drink or dance, you 're not allowed to jump in the pool and hit your head on the hard floor.
Yes, you're allowed to ask the lady you just got introduced to, whether the ring she's wearing is a wedding band, or graduation band. She's allowed to smack you across the face.
CAN I JUMP IN THE POOL?
Didn't you get the message already? What part of DO NOT JUMP IN THE POOL do you not understand?
WHAT'S IN THE GLASSES?
Champagne. Champagne-based cocktails. And although the servers won't tell you, we also have a lot of non-alcoholic drinks for people like Tee A and Ali Baba who don't have the balls for liquor
CAN I GET DRUNK?
Yes
DON'T LIKE ALCOHOL?
Ask Tee A, Ayo Animashaun, Ali Baba and all. They are our officers-in-charge of non-alcoholic drinkers.
WHO'S PERFORMING?
No performances, in the real sense of it. But we're enjoying rich, beautiful music from two of the best acts in the country: Shuga Band, and DJ Jimmy JATT.
SO WHAT DO I NEED TO DO?
Nothing really. Just flow with the mood; move with the flow. Meet and mingle. And get tipsy. Or drunk.
A Sodium Brand Solutions initiative, Champagne Conversations is made possible by the huge support of MTN Funlink.
Sent from my BlackBerry wireless device from MTN
